| S T I F F 2 0 0 9 F I L M S |
| FEATURES |
DIRECTED BY |
STIFFY |
| A Deal is a Deal |
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STIFFest Sellout |
| A Necessary Journey (working title: Children of Peace) |
Alfonse Ruggerio |
Most Powerful Documentary |
| American Collectors |
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More-itis Award |
| Audie & The Wolf |
B. Scott O'Malley |
Most Carnivorous |
| Bad Kung Fu |
Jeff McGuire |
Grand Jury Award and Good Kung Fu Award |
| Beautiful Blue Danube |
Nathan Vass |
Best European Erotica |
| Boppin' At The Glue Factory |
Jeff Orgill |
Best Feature Film |
| Bronx Paradise |
William Lappe |
Tour de Force |
| Burlesque Fairytales |
Susan Luciani |
Best Cinematography |
| The Call |
Adam Golomb |
Best Sports Documentary |
| The Cost of Oil: Voices from the Arctic |
Coulter Mitchell |
The Al Gore Award |
| Crash Artist: Beyond the Red Carpet |
David Keith |
Most Outgoing |
| Cruzando |
Michael Escamilla |
Best Foreign Film |
| The Death of Alice Blue |
Park Bench |
Sexiest Vampire |
| Eat The Sun |
Peter Sorcher |
Best Diet |
| Eve's Necklace |
Daniel Erickson |
Best Mannequin Porn |
| Finale |
John Elfers |
Best Horror Film |
| Frat House Massacre |
Alex Pucci |
Highest Body Count |
| Freeing Silvia Baraldini |
Margo Pelletier |
Most Principled |
| Fresh |
Ana Joanes |
Best Reason To Go Organic |
| Friends (with Benefits) |
Gorman Bechard |
Best Romantic Comedy |
| Gangster Exchange |
Dean Bajramovic |
Best Buddy Film |
| The Graduates |
Ryan Gielen |
Best Comedy |
| High Society: A Pot Boiler |
Kristian Davies |
Most Obnoxious Use of Marijuana |
| I Speak Soccer: A Documentary About the International Language of Pickup |
Terry Kegel |
Best Pickup Artist |
| IBID |
Russell Friedenberg |
Weirdest |
| Inside the Indie |
Kevin Defy |
Garage Band Award |
| Jackson |
J. F. Lawton |
Thunderbird Award |
| Junkbucket |
The Beta Society |
Scariest Horror Concept |
| Keep Your Day Job, Superstar |
Timothy Watkins |
Simon Cowell Award |
| Locked Out |
Yasunobu Takahashi |
Best Child Actor |
| Loki - Arnaldo Baptista |
Paulo Henrique Fontenelle |
Best Brazilian Music Documentary |
| Lucella Green |
Regan Maloney |
Best Use of a Janitor |
| Modern Love is Automatic |
Zach Clark |
Best Aspiring Dominatrix |
| Mondo Scooterama |
Timothy Johnston |
Sonny Barger Award |
| Morris County |
Matthew Garrett |
Best Death Scene |
| No Subtitles Necessary: Laszlo & Vilmos |
James Chressanthis |
Dan Ireland Award |
| Off Off Broadway |
Jeff Huston |
Best Mockumentary |
| On Paper Wings |
Ilana Sol |
Redemption Award |
| Others |
Oscar Camp Campo |
Hottest Tranny |
| The Providence Effect |
Rollin Binzer |
Most Inspirational |
| Remarkable Power! |
Brandon Beckner |
Most Motivational |
| Route 30 |
John Putch |
Best Use of a Booger |
| Selfless |
Jacob Pander |
Best Portland Narrative |
| Shambhala Music Festival |
Malcolm Levy |
Best Party |
| Shooting Beauty |
George Kachadorian |
Most Heartfelt |
| Short Ends |
Alek Talevich |
Indie Spirit Award |
| Son of Terror |
Antony De Gennaro |
Most Questionable Horror |
| Tales from the Catholic Church of Elvis! |
Michael Traynor |
Scariest Attack by an Octogenarian |
| Unlisted: A Story of Schizophrenia |
Delaney Ruston |
Most Compelling Documentary |
| Walking to the Cage |
Matthew Hickney |
Lights Out Award |
| Warrior's End |
Bjorn Anderson |
Mt Ranier Award |
| Yesterday |
Robert Grant |
Best Zombie Movie |
| Zyco Rock |
|
"Cool As" Stiffy |
| SHORTS |
DIRECTED BY |
STIFFY |
| The 8th Samurai |
Justin Ambrosino |
Best Short Film |
| Alistair MacLean: Y'did Nefesh |
Andy Spletzer |
Best Jewish Comedy |
| And I Feel Fine |
Taylor Adams |
Michael Stipe Award |
| Angel Piss |
Ted Endres |
Best Title |
| Arnold and the Alps |
Drew Mylrea |
Worst Use of a Condom |
| As They Rise |
Nathan Vass |
Street Cred Award |
| The Assassin Project |
Hal Jordan |
Best Catfight |
| The Baba Best of Baba Alla |
Yakov Levi |
Most Disgusting |
| Beneficiary |
Theodore Melfi |
Best Road Rage |
| The Book of Tomorrow |
David Yohe |
Best Comic Book Movie |
| Cam2Cam |
Davy Sihali |
Worst Cyber Sex |
| Cargo |
Jennifer Harrington |
Most Intense Short |
| The Cave: An adaptation of Plato's Allegory in Clay |
Michael Ramsey |
Best Claymation |
| Chase Me |
Annie Silverstein |
Best Mockumentary Short |
| Chemistry |
Matthew Bergman |
Best On Screen Chemistry |
| Chompers |
Joseph Gatto |
Best Smile |
| Compact Only |
Pamela Green |
Best Road Rage |
| The Consequences of Absolute Freedom |
Scott Selkirk |
Worst Sexting |
| Cranius Rectus |
Aaron Sutherland |
Fred Hutch Award |
| Creep |
Carl Wagoner |
Most Loveable Stalker |
| Crooked Eye |
D.C. Douglas |
Best Narration |
| Daniel Finds His Walking Stick |
Gary Hebert |
Most Tragic Animation |
| The Day My Parents Became Cool |
Steve Edmiston |
Best Local Comedy |
| Death In Charge |
Devi Snively |
Best Killer Mac & Cheese |
| Deddon |
Brian Kim |
Best Abbreviated Action Film |
| The Devil |
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Worst Son Award |
| Dumpster Diving |
Bryan Nykon |
Creepiest Comfort Award |
| Emerald City |
Magnolia Martin |
Henry McComas |
| The Family at 1312 |
Greg Scott |
Grittiest Documentary |
| Forced Into 'Comfort,' Fighting for Apology |
Theo Lipfert |
Best Archival Footage |
| Forget-me-not |
Katia Grivot |
Sweetest Stiffy |
| The Garden |
Lewis Ingham |
Best Music Video |
| Greaseland |
Peter Boyd Maclean |
Best Music Video |
| The Gynacologist |
Alfonso Camarero |
Karate Elvis |
| Head, Heart & Balls ... or Why I Gave Up Smoking Pot |
Peter Foldy |
Equal Opportunity Award |
| Hey |
Guy Ben Shetrit |
Best Use of Adam Corolla |
| Hollywood Jerome |
Frey Hoffman |
Most Poetic |
| Hope Art |
David Albright |
Yes We Did Award |
| The Hot Dog Cycle |
Morgan Dusatko |
Best Use of Public Access |
| Incantation |
Nancy Rodwan |
Most Enchanting |
| Katana |
Richard Cranor |
Best Use of Yuji |
| Knights Divide |
Jeff Prahl |
Sweetest Rides |
| Lenny the Raccoon Slayer |
Nicholas Humphries |
Best Use of Techno Music in a Fight Scene |
| Liminal |
Stephen Keep Mills |
Best Wardrobe |
| Love Bombing |
Philip Lepherd |
Hey Koolaid! |
| Master Vengeancer |
Adam Dow |
Hong Kong Fooey Award |
| Morning On Maple Street |
Adam Boyd |
Most Neighborly |
| Once It's Gone |
Jeremy Muller |
Golden Hymen |
| Ordinary Woman |
Debra Zarne |
Fast Food Award |
| The Outlaw & The Porno Queen |
Alex Ferrari |
Best Hero |
| The Past, the Future, and the Paparazzi Permit |
Przemek Pardyak |
Best 48 Hour Film |
| Pissing Vocal Gold |
John W. Mann |
Best Short Comedy |
| Psycho Hillbilly Cabin Massacre! |
Robert Cosnahan |
Best Slasher Film |
| Recycled |
Collin Monda |
Best Animation |
| Remote |
Marc Roussel |
Edge of Your Seat Award |
| The Road to Fondwa |
Charles Schnorr |
Best Haitian Documentary |
| Shiner |
Eli Hershko |
Nutty Snuffy |
| The Sleuth Incident |
Jason Kupfer |
FAO Slash Award |
| Spam Job |
Padraic Culham |
Best Practical Joke |
| Steak and Milk |
Michael Maxxis |
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot |
| The Story About A Witch |
Edward Rosenblum |
Message in a Bottle Award |
| The Tab |
Mike Corey |
Best Cure for Smoking |
| Terminus |
Trevor Cawood |
Best Dancer |
| That's The Question |
Corey McDaniel |
Awkward Answer Award |
| Through The Ear |
Joaquim Haickel |
Can You Hear me Now Award |
| Time Keeps On Skippin' |
George Westberg |
Best Porno Pen |
| Treasure |
Tiffany Laine De Mott |
Enigma Award |
| Two-Eleven |
Velvet Andrews Smith |
Michael Mann Award |
| Under My Garden |
Andrea Lodovichetti |
Best Foreign Short |
| Unexpected |
Pablo Abrahams |
Husky Spirit |
| Virgins of New York |
Katina Sossiadis |
Wasted Youth Award |
| X-Mess Detritus' |
Aurelio Voltaire |
Best Stop-Frame Animation |
| Travius |
Nils Osmar |
Best Solo Perfomance |
| Under the City |
Adam Golomb |
Grittiest |