| S T I F F 2 0 0 8 F I L M S |
| FILM |
DIRECTED BY |
STIFFY |
| A Balancing Act |
Marc Israel |
Shortest Trip Around the World |
| Addict, The |
Dan Humphrey |
Friend of Bill Award |
| Addiction of Ethan Lonemyer, The |
Anthony Mastantuono |
Best Drug Addiction |
| Alien Fucks Predator |
Mark Allender |
Best Money Shot |
| American Carver, The |
Janel Erchinger-Davis |
Most American |
| Animals All Are Gathering, The |
Bradley Paul |
Best picnic award |
| Art Versus Porno |
Clint Berquist |
Insesticide 2008 |
| Beastboy |
Blake Barrie |
Doggy Style |
| Behind Closed Doors |
Jessie Newman |
Law and Order Award |
| Big Plans |
Craig Packard |
Best Film for Teenage Girls |
| Bio.Rhythm |
Kevin Klauber |
Golden Microbe |
| Blind Luck |
Jody Arensberg |
Best use of a Leprechaun |
| Blindness |
Helio San Miguel |
Strange Fate Award |
| Boyfriend Latte |
Mark Sanders |
Talking Latte Award |
| Break |
Marc Clebanoff |
Best Action Movie |
| Chasing the Devil |
Mishara Canino-Hussung |
Most self Loathing |
| Chicken Pox |
Andrew Shirly |
Golden Egg Award |
| Cineoke |
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| Clean Freak |
Chris Hansen |
Best Wardrobe |
| Cold Storage |
Paul Barrett |
Best Necrophelia |
| Cook, The |
Nicholas Bonomo |
MOST KICKASS and Most Hilarous Stabbings |
| Corporal's Diary, The |
Patricia Boiko |
Most Powerful Documentary |
| Counting Backwards |
Most Triumphant |
Aprill Winney |
| El Otro Jose |
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Primero Bandejo |
| English Language (With English Subtitles) |
Tim Plester |
Not Lost in Translation |
| Deacon's Mondays |
Lowell Frank |
Best Color |
| Dialogue |
Michael Frick |
Strangercrombie 2007 |
| Dollparts |
Jason Hawkins |
Most Controversial Short |
| El Otro Jose |
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Primo Bandejo |
| English Language (With English Subtitles) |
Tim Plester |
Not Lost in Translation |
| Entry Level |
Douglas Horn |
Hollyattle |
| Eulogy For Jack |
Harold Einstein |
Best Finale |
| Expendable |
David Malki |
Spectre Award |
| FANTASY FOOTBALL THE MOVIE |
Scott Cummins |
Best Fantasy Football Movie |
| Farm Girl In New York |
Tai Burkholder |
Best Casting |
| First Date |
Alesia Glidewell |
One to Watch |
| First Memories |
Soo Hee Han |
Spilled Milk Award |
| Float |
Hope Simmons |
Caged Heat Award |
| For Christ's Sake |
Jackson Douglas |
BEST FEATURE FILM and Clergy's Choice |
| Fracture |
Gordon Woolvett |
Best Visual FX |
| Frank & Cindy |
GJ Echternkamp |
Best Documentary |
| Fun wth Lesley |
David Sharp |
Boyscout Award |
| Gator Armstrong Plays With Dolls /td>
| Krisy Gosney |
Swiftkids for Truth Award |
| Gimme Music, Gimme Shelter |
Shawn Telford |
Highest Fidelity |
| Glitch |
Peter Ricq |
Best Animation |
| GodAwesome |
Rosemary Garner |
Most Controversial Feature |
| Grey Linings |
Jeremy Mackie |
Seattle Spirit |
| Gustav Braustache and the Auto-Debilitator |
Rob Cunningham |
Rube Goldberg award |
| Hank and Mike |
Nicholas Tabarrok |
Best Comedy |
| Happily Ever After |
Gary Cohen |
Most Original Concept |
| Haymaker & Sally |
Jason Reid |
Huggy Bear Award |
| Holler Back - [not] Voting in an American Town |
Lulu Fries'dat |
Best Reason to Vote |
| Homeworld |
Amy Demmon |
Best Sci-Fi |
| Honey and Sting |
Sybil Mair |
The Pollonator |
| Hope Springs Eternal |
Ron Noble |
Best Attempted Suicide |
| I Saved The World From Global Warming! |
Nolan Wang |
Best Breakdown |
| In The Event Of A ZOMBIE ATTACK |
W.L. Wittstruck |
Oly Award |
| In The Garden Growing |
Brian Young |
Best Secret |
| Jack the Vomiter |
Derrick King |
Best Regurgitated Story |
| Janitor's Office, The |
Karen Nielsen |
Most Suspenseful |
| Karaoke Show |
Karl Tebbe |
Worst Frontal Nudity |
| Keep This Coupon |
Bruce Knapp |
Best Stop Frame Animation |
| Killer Whale and Crocodile |
Art Holbrook |
Best Cinematography |
| Kilowatt Ours |
Jeff Barrie |
Smallest Carbon Footprint |
| Last Days of the Hotel San Jose |
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Hospitality Award |
| Last to Remember, The |
Przemek Pardyak |
Most Doomed |
| Let Others Suffer |
Todd Peters |
Best Mockumentary |
| Light Years |
Richard Martin |
Best Locations |
| Limbo |
Leonard Haggarty |
Tacoma Aroma Award |
| Linkwater Project |
Andrew Felix |
3 Cheers for Capitalism |
| Listening |
Eric Leuschner |
Best Listener |
| Manning |
Anton Bogaty |
Most Imaginative |
| Manoj |
Zia Mohajerjasbi |
Best Racial Stereotype |
| Miss Shellagh's Miniskirt |
Terisa Greenan |
Mary Kay Letourneau Award |
| MIT SECHZEHN BIN ICH WEG |
Martin Rehbock |
Best German Title |
| Mountain Punks Fight Dirty |
David Kabler |
Best Editing |
| My American Neighbor |
Irina Patkanian |
Emmigration Award |
| Nerdcore For Life |
Daniel Lamoureux |
Magic Missile Award |
| Night of the Hell-Hamsters |
Elisabeth Pinto |
Richard Gere Award |
| On A Wing And A Prayer |
Robin Coblyn |
Most Inspirational |
| Ordinary Angels |
Todd Downing |
Best Use of Lincoln Park |
| Paper Dolls |
Adam Pitman |
Best Sasquatch movie |
| Quench |
Zack Parker |
Most Goth |
| Rabia |
Ali Hasan |
Most Dramatic |
| Rat Thing, The |
Kevin Keresey |
Best Scam |
| Rectify |
Dan Humphrey |
Best Dialogue |
| Reflections |
Barry Caldwell |
Most Intense |
| RFK: Personal Quests for Truth |
Mark Sobel |
Best Conspiracy Theory |
| Saturday Night at Norm's |
Kellen Blair |
Best Musical |
| Seattle in Color |
Steven Barron |
Melting Pot Award |
| Sexina: Popstar, P.I. |
Charles Ricciardi |
Best use of Adam West |
| Shikashika |
Stephen Hyde |
Hardest Earned Dessert |
| Simulacra |
Tatchapon Lertwirojkul |
Best Robot Movie |
| Six and a Half |
Will Allen |
Most Inconvenient Hangover |
| Slapping Christie |
Holly Alexander |
Ike Turner Award |
| Sleepless |
Michael McLaughlin |
Ambian Award |
| SNUFF: a documentary about killing on camera |
Paul von Stoetzel |
Most Disturbing |
| South Coast |
Will Jewel |
The Norman Cook Award |
| Spree |
CB Shamah |
Tarantino-est |
| Squarebody |
Aaron Bourget |
Humble Beginings |
| Strange Girls |
Rona Mark |
Most Twisted |
| Stranger |
Chris Zonnas |
Most Nervewracking |
| Sullen |
Adam Huddleston |
Worst Hangover |
| Summer Scars |
Julian Richards |
Best Child Acting |
| Swap |
Gary Hawes |
Best Reason to Call Dr. Phil |
| Tale of Two Bondage Models |
Brian Lilla |
Best Feet Spanking |
| Thicker Than Water: The Vampire Diaries Part 1 |
Phil Messerer |
Family Values Award |
| Time Jogger |
Carlos Lopez |
Best Reason Not to Jog |
| Time Share |
DJ Hupph |
The Broken Typewriter Award |
| Tokyo Cowboys |
Daneeta Loretta Saft |
Rising Sun Award |
| Touch |
Rich Cranor |
Best Rich Cranor Movie |
| Trans Fat |
Robert Randolph |
Clogged Artery Award |
| TRANSREXIA |
Aurelio Voltaire |
Quickest Impact |
| Tričko |
Pavel Simbartl |
Neitsche Award |
| UNCOUNTED: The New Math of American Elections |
Johnson Features |
Hanging Chad Award |
| Under An Influence |
Donald Likovich |
Best Use of a Banana |
| Vampire Hunter Hank |
Jerry Howard |
Super Trooper Award |
| Vault, The |
Justin Owensby |
Craziest Old Mang |
| Virgin Wanted |
Casey Geisen |
Best short comedy |
| Warren Report, The - "Do me" |
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Best Drag |
| What the Funny, season one |
Lynn Shelton |
Best Comic Serial |
| Whatever Idiot |
Guy Kramer |
Worst Sexual Proposition |
| When Is Tomorrow |
Richard Suman |
Best Buddy Movie |
| WHORE |
Isabelle McEwen |
Least Enticing Prostitute |
| Wiener Takes All: A Dogumentary |
Shane MacDougall |
Most Athletic Wiener |
| Wind Cries Marty, the |
Palmer Avery |
The Harvey Award |
| Your Beautiful Cul De Sac Home |
Cameron Kirkwood |
Most Emo |
| Your Friendly Neighborhood Hero |
Sybil Drew |
Best Superhero Movie |
| Zombie Tapioca Lovefest 4000 |
John Moroney |
Hottest Zombie |